Is there anyone, anyone in the U.S. of A. who has not heard of Jesus?
Anyone who isn't within a mile or less of a Christian Church of one flavor or another?
ANYONE who, were they afflicted with a burning curiousity, could not within moments have more information on God Stuff than a human being could intelligently assimilate in a lifetime?
Then WHY are there people at my door with annoying regularity behaving as if I've just stepped out of a glacier, clueless as to one of the 4 largest religions in the world?
"Holy Moly! Are you shitting me? What was His name again -- I gotta write this down!"
For future reference, should any of you (and you know who you are, you just left my front porch) be reading this, your services are no longer required. Really. We've aaaaaaall heard the Good News, and anyone who is going to respond to it already has. You're just irritating the living crap out of the rest of us. Though I suspect that God is entertained, and that's certainly a worthwhile purpose. An amused God is one less likely to rain down fire and flood and whatnot.
The 11th Commandment -- Thou Shalt Not Pester.
No? Well, there should be.
Pamela
